17th century aristocrats:

lawn is the car of surfaces

“why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a law” - Hank Hill

por que no los dos?

I bought a house last year and I actually did this… Mostly cause I have no energy and was surprised I got it done (mostly)

!nolawns@slrpnk.net wants to have a word with you!

Reject lawn, embrace biodiverse front garden.