Chefs like to crack an egg on a flat surface, because it supposedly prevents pieces of the shell to get in the egg. But so far I haven’t found out how to do this without it getting messy.

The edge of whatever container you intend to put the eggs in is the only way to go.

I once cracked a hard-boiled egg to use it for a sandwich at dinner. Like, slamming it on the table, because why not.

It was not in fact hard-boiled.

I had raw egg all over everything. Everything

I use a knife to crack the eggs in the middle, seems weird I know but it works very well for me and doesn’t leave shell fragments. You don’t need a very sharp knife, just needs to be sharper than a butter knife.

i used to crack eggs on my forehead for teh lulz

// edit

also sometimes used the knuckles of my fist, which works better, but less lulz

I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.

I think a generalized description like yours is more often used for screenshots of image posts. For text posts, it’s more common to transcribe the actual text of the post. Something like:

Tumblr post by user crusader-kings on 2022-02-19:

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sink’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

#i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife

deleted by creator