“Welcome to the future: a boring dystopia where the most nightmarish technology is just another cutesy promotional tool.”

burger king wants to swap you biometric data for a sandwich.

not even an entire sandwich, a discount on one.

fuck these people very much.

You should get a free meal if it mistakenly identifies you as a Whopper.

“Burger King takes advantage of inebriated customers by bribing them with free cheaper food in exchange for biometric data”

Not hot dog.

Great! That won’t encourage people to binge drink at all. /s