It was called the Nintendo 64 because if you throw it at somebody it does 6d4 damage.
5e rules say most people are going to have 1d8 of health, and fireball does 8d6 damage, so I believe this. I’ve felt one hit me in the shoulder after falling off an old crt TV.
What possessed you to sit on an old CRT TV?
Well the tv was larger than I was, so it seemed like a good idea at the time!
Oh, that’s clever
It was called the Nintendo 64 because it came in 64 individual pieces that you had to solder together.
it was called the n64 because it came out on the 64th day of the year
It was called N64 because 64 people could play it simultaneously
Its was called N64 after ‘the incident’ with the N63…
It’s called the Nintendo 64 because it has 38911 BASIC bytes free.
It’s called the Nintendo 64 because it can access 65536 bytes of ram.
I love that one of them is actually correct.
Yeah i didn’t know they actually trapped the souls of the 64 original Nintendo employees in it.
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It was called the Nintendo 64 because it took 64 fingers to play with it.
For real tho, what species was that controller designed for? Ergonomics be damned.
It had 3 configurations for your two hands. 95% of games had you use the middle prong with your left hand and right prong for your right. A handful had you use the left and right prongs (D-pad movements) and one or two used the middle and left (twin stick shooter setup).
It was called Nintendo 64 because that’s the maximum number of players that could be supported in a single game.
Unfortunately no one was ever brave enough to push the console that far…
It’s was called N64 because that’s how many times I banged your mom while you were playing mario
It was called the N64 because it took them 64 tries to get it right. Just like RU-486.
And the 6502
It was called Nintendo 64 because they only made 64 games for it
It was called n64 because you had to be 64 years old to play it
It was called the N64 because it took 64 licks to get to the center.
It’s called the Nintendo 64 because that’s how many grams of sugar is in a serving of mountain dew if you look at the number in a mirror.
Now do the Nintendo Wii
Police siren be like: wii u wii u wii u
Wii don’t talk about the Wii.
It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s for ages 64 and up
As someone who missed the 64, I can relate to the number of people required to hold the controller. I played one a few years ago and that controller was incredibly awkward.
It’s called the Nintendo 64 because it sounds lucky in Japanese
pedant: it does not. Although it would typically be read ‘roku-jyuu-yon’ (though some people here call it the ‘roku-yon’ instead), ‘shi’ is another possible reading of 4 which is associated with death.
Woosh
No, I get the whole thing. I just wanted to save someone reading that and actually thinking it was true in Japanese or having to go search.
