clever. commentators on the event can’t use the “that’s not cricket” line.

what’s the time scale of such an event? days? years? aeons?

one must appreciate the vision and legislation that’s enforced that particular phrasing. it becomes so much more starker – how cavalierly your data is treated.

i would juat have denied that game.

obligatory QI clip about this.

that’s strangely motivating, that monkey keeping its eyes on the prize no matter what pitfalls it encounters.

good on you, mate.

ah, the OG prank.

solving global warming is really simple: kill off all human beings.

i wonder how long ai algorithms will take to figure that out.

emma sidi doing the cherub pose after the locket task was some next-level shit.

it was nice to see the locket-in-a-pocket gag become a task, even if it didn’t follow the pocket-in-a-pocket sequence first.

this article is a load of bollocks;

i really love my smart idiot box!

but wait, this may sound bad,

we interrupt this limerick for an ad –

have you thought of switching to our socks?

if this travesty is to be entetained, then at least let the hands be hands and make the creature run on the hooves and human feet.

one might say that this piece of news is the… canary… in the coal mine?

i mean technically – technically – that’s exactly how we ended up here.

there evidently exist, in this nascent technology, peaks and troughs.

Tai-two.

thos video breaks maths. parallel strokes leading to a purr-pendicular outcome?

obligatory mitchell and webb.

she came into the manger, way overdue,

and plonked herself down next to the ewe.

then – leaning back on the cow –

did she, the great chairman mao,

immaculately embirth winnie the pooh.

message received. i’ll now lift protein powders and cram weights.

why would any of google’s customers pay to stuff its ads into such a broken feature?

it’s like embossing your logo within a toilet bowl – sure, a lot of people will get to see it but mostly only when it’s submerged in shit.