I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Well fuck

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

Oh bother

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

So, after he flees to Argentina?

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

I’ll ride on the wing

Entering week two of Covid, hooray 🙄

I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.

If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”

Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?