That woman was a menace and was constantly fucking around. She did find out, eventually.

If that dude faced consequences I will eat my hat

Heads up baseball!

They had to try to convince me to be religious.

At some point I realized they weren’t trying to “teach” me. They were trying to “convince” me. All while clearly unconvinced themselves.

I began equating “sales effort” with “lying” at a very early age, but i digress

So they tried to convince me to be religious. No one tried to convince me to be atheist. I just was.

They are really trying to convince me that Luigi is some bad dude.

No one is trying to convince me that he’s a hero. He just is.

Wow turns out it is an effective strategy

Boss

Hype hype hype hype hype hype hype

Ba ba baaaa

LETS FUCKING BOLDLY GO

https://media.tenor.com/jIjgls-jHGsAAAAd/will-ferrell-i-dont-believe-you.gif

I tried hard to embed it but I can’t figure out Lemmy. I’m old and out of touch. No that can’t be.

WE DID IT YOU GUYS WE MADE CHINA GREAT AGAIN!

Wait a second-

Can I have serious third party I’ll vote for that kid and Bernie and aoc

The old parties suck

Can we start calling the dnc the LOP (little old party)

This is me

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Joe Rogan is short and insecure about it. Nothing will ever make him feel like a real man.

Anyone who likes him has some equal insecurity.

Just another pathetic loser punishing everyone else because he hates himself.

I eagerly look forward to the inevitable when his enlarged hgh-riddled heart explodes in his weird lumpy-but-not-muscular chest.

We are witnessing murder.

“Hey sick Americans who rely on America to survive- fuck you!” - republicanazis

I am hype for this. 100% unrestrained reckless hype.

I will buy tix to opening day and the day after.

I don’t care. Spider-man?! Nic cage?!

I’m in.

He fucking hates his grandkids

I have this damn iPhone 12 or 14 I dunno what it is.

It doesn’t do anything I want. It always changes.

All the apps stop working and I have to manually update them constantly because I have auto updates off.

My os updates on its own after me telling it not to. At some point it just does it.

That is what I am on about

Do it! You’re on Lemmy! You don’t need to be a product for billionaires to sell. Get on pixelfed or peer tube instead!

High quality low quality effort here. Good job.