I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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    2 days ago

    Both Lion Man and the oldest Venus figurines are about 40k years old. The Venus of Willendorf is 30k but there are a lot of older ones like Venus of Hohle Fels.

    I needed a second object other than the forensic ruler to capture the scale. I decided that not only was “banana” the international standard but it offered a pseudo phallic contrast to the feminity of the statue.























  • In this particular meal I did both. I put the oil in first and decided I wanted to speed things up so I added a little water knowing that the water would boil off while softening the onions and the oil would still be there to do the browning and blooming. I must always use both when I’m doing caramelized onions too. It cuts the onion time in half.