Bert couldn’t help the exasperation in his voice, “I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?”
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert’s shoulder and cheerily said, “You must - you don’t need glasses.”
As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert’s mouth tugged gently upwards.
Fire.
Nuclear Fire
My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.
What a strange thing to read without context.
Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this
This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.
This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.
This gives distant “I’m sorry John” vibes and I love it.
I came here to cringe not to feel
This screenplay deserves to be seen. Standing ovation
Would make for better laughs than any comedian ever could
I can imagine his voice!
This is the best bert strip I’ve ever read
This is the first I’ve ever read and now I’m going down a rabbit hole aren’t i
It’s honestly all downhill from here
The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)
The big bird running one is probably the best though.
You just gonna be like that?
Et tu?