ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I’m from Iowa.

  • Yote.zip@pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    42
    ·
    11 months ago

    I’d really like to hear the realtor’s description of this. “Yeah it’s got an inactive meth lab but with a couple street contacts and a little elbow grease you could have it up and paying for itself in no time!”

  • TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    11 months ago

    Inactive Meth Lab means bulldoze the current structure and build a similar one where this one stood. That house is ruined inside and out.

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 months ago

    I like the idea that they found out it was a meth lab and then increased the price. “Purchase this combination home and small business! Great investment opportunity for future owner/operator!”

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    11 months ago

    I wonder if there’s some government-backed amelioration they’re teasing.

    As an identified dangerous site, maybe you can get subsidies to tear it down in the name of “removing contamination”, making it net cheaper than any other similar shack if your endgame is teardown-and-rebuild.

  • NotErisma@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    11 months ago

    San Jose!

    YOOOOO

    Shitty light rail, web of freeways, meth lab for a gazillion dollars, and best fuckin veggie burritos in the region?!?!

    I am now convinced San Jose is just LA with extra steps and more racist techbros

  • Anticorp
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    11 months ago

    That looks exactly like the house Jessie Pinkman crawled out the second story window of and fell off the roof.

  • frogbellyratbone_ [e/em/eir, any]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 months ago

    San Jose is the most expensive city to live in the USA . even more than Manhattan or San Francisco

    this is honestly a cheap inactive meth lab to buy in San Jose most go for at least double that price