Ah, but give him all your stuff and you’ll experience exciting interactions like discussing his cat over a date you didn’t know you were on, and understanding exactly how badly you smell and how much he openly enjoys that! He’s every incel’s dream husbando!
Oh no. It happened to you too. We need a support group of something
Gale anonymous
And then he goes like “I see you found someone else. Who am I to stand in the way?” after I make it official with the person I’m actually trying to get with.
It’s like my man, we’re homies at best. I shot you down every time, I made it clear I was into Shadowheart to others with you standing right there…what do you mean “I am no longer the cause of the twinkle in your eyes”? I mean, you’re my bro and I care about you, but not like that lol
He asks maybe three or four times, tops.
…still too many…
yeah, he just kept asking forever in early access. and there were waaaay less magical items. i think this is one of those that kinda got a reputation from early access that didn’t hold as true after release. like shadowheart being cold and mean to you.
“Well, my day just got a little brighter.” Honestly, I love to hear that one every time it comes up, and I’m not even pursuing Shadowheart (my wife is).
Of course, nothing comes close to Karlach’s cute, flustered, “Oh, hi!” <3
I don’t know what I did different to most people as he literally only asked once.
And I took time to talk to everyone before I did a long rest and dear lord did I do long resting A LOOOOT.
and yet I kept a bag with 20 magical items in it all the way to credits lol
I told him no, because I thought I needed to sell everything for money. He rage quit and then I realized I didn’t need money for anything ever.
I just let him eat those items related to unarmed attacks. No one in the party does unarmed attacks anyway,
Ooh I respecced my Wyll as a monk and he’s proody glorious with those items. I didn’t focus on any min-maxing and he could easily pump out 80 damage in a standard turn
Gale’s addiction is the reason I sneak his ass over to Elminster as early as I can. I ain’t got time to be feeding wizards with magical items. Unless they are gith items. Fuck those Voldemort looking snake people.
