@Niquarl
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216M

Microsoft Windows Vista licences.

RED Vulpix
creator
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96M

Hey, I said inconvenience, not unusable!

@law
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206M

I sell time travel to the future via waiting for time to pass.

RED Vulpix
creator
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56M

The best type of time travel!

@H4rdStyl3z
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46M

That’s a really good one.

@PeaceLaborMay
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146M

Apple products.

@robb
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76M

All dongles and chargers are out of stock though, sorry.

GadgeteerZA
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146M

Same stuff, but it all sits at the back in a storeroom, and customers queue up to ask for items, then you go fetch them, one by one…

10_0
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36M

you are a professional torcherer

@yogthos
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136M

laptops with glossy screens

Dessalines
admin
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46M

The screens are all just mirrors and the staff pretends they’re not.

@yogthos
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36M

Exactly, and it blows my mind that glossy screens on laptops became standard. At least on a desktop monitor you can place it where you don’t get glare. The whole point of a laptop is that it’s portable and you don’t know what light conditions you’re going to be using it in.

Dessalines
admin
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126M
  • Socks with holes
  • electronics with empty batteries
  • candy with the flavoring removed
  • empty packaging
  • phone cards with no minutes on them
  • trash
RED Vulpix
creator
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66M

electronics with empty batteries

Shh… don’t give Apple ideas.

Elbullazul
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126M

free beer but paid access to toilets

@specter
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106M

pre-tangled headphones

Katie Ampersand
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106M

A lightbulb that has to be switched a random number of times before actually being switched

@illgetanewone
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96M

same stuff, but you have to pay cash and i don’t accept the local currency

@NotAGinger
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36M

Even better if you accept a hyperinflated currency and use someone who keeps losing count and starting over at the register.

@Zalamander
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66M

Shirt stains

Jakob
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56M

Used toothbrushes

@salarua@sopuli.xyz
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56M

not so much what i sell as how i sell it: i only accept Bitcoin and i use years-outdated exchange rates.

@NotAGinger
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26M

Only use rates that favor the store in either direction. .90/btc or less for purchases $60000/btc or more for returns.

Christa
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46M

Milk, but only in bags of 50ml cartons that are extra-difficult to open, priced just low enough that you’ll be annoyed with yourself for spending more if you buy a larger container elsewhere.

@handvat
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46M

Keyboards which won’t register about 5% of the keypresses and drinks that make you more thirsty than you already were.

Bob_Bobington
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26M

Like silicone keyboards and sunny d?

bruhbeans
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46M

noogies

@NotAGinger
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What don’t I sell?

My store is 100 stories tall, 25 stories deep, and has the footprint of a major airport. Full of stuff from everywhere and for everyone.

The inventory is all on tracks and shifts around based on your interests/spying on your phone/social media/video and audio surveillance.

You need milk? Go to aisle 237569b on floor 36. By the time you get there, the milk would have moved to aisle 27a on floor 22. The escalators work on reverse consensus- only go the direction the store occupants least want to go. There are no elevators or regular stairs.

If you have any allergies, those items will follow you with more and more agressive advertising.

There are 4 entrences and nobody can exit the way they came in.

The parking lot is the size of Montana and you have to take a train to the roof and go down escalators on the outside of the building to enter at ground level.

@ufrafecy
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4
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You are not allowed to bring any bags and we don’t sell any as well

@NotAGinger
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16M

And if you try to leave with unbagged items, the off duty police officer who moonlights as security here will arrest you.

@ArtilectZed
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36M

Hot beer, that is kept in an oven.

Raavan
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36M

the floor is lava

@BeFree
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06M

The government.

@fatboy
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17
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deleted by creator

@handvat
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46M

And a slow HDD instead of a SSD.

​@
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36M

4GB is too much, I found some Windows 10 laptops with 2GB.

@fatboy
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1
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2M

deleted by creator

@fatboy
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1
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2M

deleted by creator

@NotAGinger
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16M

4gb of ram? No. suitcase laptop from the 1990s but remanufactured so it doesn’t have collector’s value.

@ufrafecy
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6
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5M

deleted by creator

@nutomic
admin
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46M

craft beer shop slash casino? i’m sure some hipsters would love that.

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