@Niquarl
213M

Microsoft Windows Vista licences.

RED Vulpix
creator
93M

Hey, I said inconvenience, not unusable!

@law
203M

I sell time travel to the future via waiting for time to pass.

RED Vulpix
creator
53M

The best type of time travel!

@H4rdStyl3z
43M

That’s a really good one.

fatboy
173M

Windows 10 laptops with only 4GB of RAM

@handvat
43M

And a slow HDD instead of a SSD.

​@
33M

4GB is too much, I found some Windows 10 laptops with 2GB.

fatboy
13M

haha that’s so wrong!

fatboy
13M

haha that’s so wrong!

@NotAGinger
13M

4gb of ram? No. suitcase laptop from the 1990s but remanufactured so it doesn’t have collector’s value.

Apple products.

@robb
73M

All dongles and chargers are out of stock though, sorry.

Same stuff, but it all sits at the back in a storeroom, and customers queue up to ask for items, then you go fetch them, one by one…

10_0
33M

you are a professional torcherer

@yogthos
133M

laptops with glossy screens

Dessalines
admin
43M

The screens are all just mirrors and the staff pretends they’re not.

@yogthos
33M

Exactly, and it blows my mind that glossy screens on laptops became standard. At least on a desktop monitor you can place it where you don’t get glare. The whole point of a laptop is that it’s portable and you don’t know what light conditions you’re going to be using it in.

Dessalines
admin
123M
  • Socks with holes
  • electronics with empty batteries
  • candy with the flavoring removed
  • empty packaging
  • phone cards with no minutes on them
  • trash
RED Vulpix
creator
63M

electronics with empty batteries

Shh… don’t give Apple ideas.

Elbullazul
123M

free beer but paid access to toilets

@specter
103M

pre-tangled headphones

A lightbulb that has to be switched a random number of times before actually being switched

same stuff, but you have to pay cash and i don’t accept the local currency

@NotAGinger
33M

Even better if you accept a hyperinflated currency and use someone who keeps losing count and starting over at the register.

@Zalamander
63M

Shirt stains

Jakob
53M

Used toothbrushes

not so much what i sell as how i sell it: i only accept Bitcoin and i use years-outdated exchange rates.

@NotAGinger
23M

Only use rates that favor the store in either direction. .90/btc or less for purchases $60000/btc or more for returns.

Christa
43M

Milk, but only in bags of 50ml cartons that are extra-difficult to open, priced just low enough that you’ll be annoyed with yourself for spending more if you buy a larger container elsewhere.

@handvat
43M

Keyboards which won’t register about 5% of the keypresses and drinks that make you more thirsty than you already were.

Like silicone keyboards and sunny d?

bruhbeans
43M

noogies

@NotAGinger
3
edit-2
3M

What don’t I sell?

My store is 100 stories tall, 25 stories deep, and has the footprint of a major airport. Full of stuff from everywhere and for everyone.

The inventory is all on tracks and shifts around based on your interests/spying on your phone/social media/video and audio surveillance.

You need milk? Go to aisle 237569b on floor 36. By the time you get there, the milk would have moved to aisle 27a on floor 22. The escalators work on reverse consensus- only go the direction the store occupants least want to go. There are no elevators or regular stairs.

If you have any allergies, those items will follow you with more and more agressive advertising.

There are 4 entrences and nobody can exit the way they came in.

The parking lot is the size of Montana and you have to take a train to the roof and go down escalators on the outside of the building to enter at ground level.

@ufrafecy
4
edit-2
2M

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You are not allowed to bring any bags and we don’t sell any as well

@NotAGinger
13M

And if you try to leave with unbagged items, the off duty police officer who moonlights as security here will arrest you.

Hot beer, that is kept in an oven.

Raavan
33M

the floor is lava

@BeFree
03M

The government.

@ufrafecy
6
edit-2
2M

deleted by creator

@nutomic
admin
43M

craft beer shop slash casino? i’m sure some hipsters would love that.

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