I plan on giving a copy of the entirety of William Blum’s “Killing Hope” to every child who knocks on my door
I think the kids would be more excited with a capybara answering the door to concentrate on literature.
I will be wearing my human-shaped Halloween™ costume, of course
Just a capybara in slacks, tucked in poloshirt and trainers. “Hi kids, I’m a Joe Public! I’m a mild mannered salary man like your dad.”
Too adorable 😍
You won’t fool them, children see through everything.
if that was true, every child would be a communist
Now that’s even better than the usual onions in caramel.
Plz give me Lenin this year 🤞
Just print lil On Authority pamphlets and let it slip into the candy bags hidden between a few kit kats
Lmao its so short you could roll it up into a sugar dip packet.
Still too long for anarcholiberals to read.
“Get a grip” Is one word too long for them. That’s why slava ukrani works.
based marxist candy
Tasty and informative.
Hey, this isn’t a wholesome Jesus comic 😤
I wanna know what happens to the DnD DM.
God smited the DM therefore saving the wholesome Christian kids from checks notes fantasy role-playing 🤣
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Kid just steps out of his Halloween costume into a tiny Lenin costume.