The gay friend:
Fuck capitalism thanks to it that wojak has a watermark on it
That or a load of Call of Duty hit markers
or glittery healing powder to cure the charring
Please powder, cure my soul.
“ok”
– powder🥺😭 thank you
“it only works for like 15 minutes tho lmao”
– powderGuess I’m hollow again 💀
At the same time:Dude did you just stare into my eyes? THATS SO GAYYY
Lmao 100%. Hey guys, is it gay to maintain eye contact?
if you’re doing it while engaging in Homosexual Intercourse™, yes, probably
Then it’s just romantic 🥰
“But I have a queer friend” is genuinely the reason I make a habit of keeping the straights at arm’s length. We can be acquaintances, business associates, sure; but we will never be bosom ‘friends’.
I have a few that are pretty based/down to earth but there’s a massive disconnect that’s sometimes very hard to bridge.
If they say anything like “but I have a gay friend” I’ve learnt to just not waste my time.
Every homophobic Balkan idiot who calls for extermination of every sexual orientation except straight ever:
#Balkanmoment
