• @AgreeableLandscapeM
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    So… When the meat industry artificially inseminates cows and turkeys and such so they can keep up the factory farming, or when puppy mills artificially inseminate pugs (with usually sperm from their siblings or parents btw) to make the next generation of fucked up disfugured creatures that spend their entire lives in agony due to the genetic problems we caused in order to make them “cute”, can we at least get them for beastiality?

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    Oh and BTW, this is the same country that still technically outlaws “witchcraft”, whatever the hell that means, and until a few years ago, had a law criminalising (with a jail sentence) the act of “making, printing, distributing, or publishing crime comics” which is any media that “depicts the commission of a crime, real or fictional”. Not advocating the commission of a crime BTW (which is also illegal but at least that makes sense), DEPICTING IT in any way.

    It’s also the same country that wanted to disregard their own dual criminality clause to extradite the Huawei CTO to the US for political brownie points.

    Can’t make this shit up.

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      The witchcraft law, from my reading, is an anti-fraud law. It outlaws “pretending to practice witchcraft”, as in swindling believers out of their money.

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      Canada is one of those countries that recognize “confession booth privilege”. As in, whatever a priest heard in a Catholic confession booth, including by another child diddling priest, they can claim legal protection and be exempt from testifying.

      Which makes it really easy for the priests to form, say, a pedophilia ring that the law can’t touch! And the worst part is, according to Catholic canon, once you confess your sins, God himself scratches them off the docket and you won’t go to hell because of them! So they get to molest whoever they want and go to heaven!

      “God keep our land glorious and free”