The Card Carrying Communist

  • “Mmm, yes, why am I a communist, specifically of the Marxist-Leninist branch, how can you tell?”
  • Praises Marx and Lenin as the great lads they are, but can’t forget about Engles, Stalin, and Mao.
  • Is a commie and proud of it. Is also not afraid to show their political opinions around others.
  • Critically supports any ML country (or in the USSR’s case, a union), historical or modern day. Khmer Rogue in Cambodia is an exception, 'cause it ain’t ML or even remotely commie.
  • Thinks a good chunk of “mainstream” news outlets and media are a bunch of hogwash, especially when they talk about socialist countries.
  • “Socialism will bring about communism in the upcoming future. They are not two seperate ideologies libturd.”

The Cautious Supporter

  • ‘Don’t say you want socialist revolution Don’t say you want socialist revolution. Don’t say you want socialist revolution. Don’t say you want socialist revolution.’ “I don’t want poor people dying on the streets.”
  • Keeps ML beliefs in private, under lock and key, only shows it to trustworthy ones.
  • Really doesn’t want to get shot by the capitalist state because of different political beliefs.
  • Also thinks “mainstream” news and media are a bunch of hogwash, but isn’t that vocal about it.
  • Supports ML countries in private, and as quietly as humanly possible.
  • “Look dude, all I’m saying is that China isn’t as bad as the media says it is. Ain’t saying it’s a utopia, it’s not a dystopia either.”
  • Arsen6331 ☭
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    212 years ago

    The Extremely Paranoid Communist

    • Only talks about communism through TOR or other encrypted channels
    • Random usernames for every account
    • Removes all untrusted electronic devices from room before speaking about communism
    • Intentionally plays muted right-wing videos in the background to confuse algorithms
    • Argues with libs using throwaway accounts created with fake emails entirely through TOR
    • Uses scripts to delete all comments, then makes new accounts regularly
    • Deathly afraid of being killed by the capitalist state
    • Gets angry when someone near them doesn’t do the same as they could expose them

    I don’t personally fall into this category, but I know some people who do.

  • Ratette (she/her)
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    112 years ago

    I bounce between the two here purely depending on who I’m around.

    Is the person an ego maniac? I’ll probably go cautious. If the person is down to earth and ready to actually engage in good faith I’m a pure tankie red fash.

  • @frippa
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    42 years ago

    Myp country is pure anticommunismium so I need to be careful