Besides the “this is a true story” remark the guy is obviously lying here. I don’t know how these people get away with it.

He changes his story on the fly. The moment the host asks him; “What did you do?”, he answers, “What could I do?”. Then the host says; “well they aren’t armed. You could have ran.”, and he changes his story mid-sentence; “Well actually I ran.”

Which is it, “Well what could I do?” or “I ran away”? It’s so transparent.

Everyone’s a shameless liar. They’re not even good at it. This is why people think the DPRK is full of children eating rats who are eating corpses. How many people listening to this actually recognized the obvious?

–Youtube, Kung Fu Comedy (Andy Curtain) | Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger, April 26, 2022. Time Stamp: 27:25