Here’s a copy pasta you can use on r/fuckcars to absolutely own all car drivers

Is that a 😥 CAR??? You know those things are 2 ton death machines right? 💀 The City Report said in a 1657 experiment that cars are responsible for 2.57 quandalillion deaths per picosecond right?!? 😐 Shameful. They also produce the most amount of CO2 ever right! A lung examination of someone who owns a car showed that they dont even have lungs, just crisps. 🤣 A post on r/science i read after seaching for 5 hours (dont try, the BIG THREE took it down by paying off the goverment) showed that every single truck owner has a micropenis.🤣They also have a system that instantly kills all bikers and cyclists on the road with a missile barrage. 😣😡. Still feel good, you gas guzziling capitilist 🤬 shithead? People with long commutes that live in rural areas? They dont exist, they are a lie made up by the goverment to get you to buy a car. I live in the ✨ CITY ✨where we take buses everywhere and sit 50 people who have never shaved in one seat. Get owned, murderer.