Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped worrying about your videogame wife and rebelled against his oppressive culture, he could be as interesting as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a cave with the vampire your man could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an Elder Scroll with the info for that quest you love. Look again, the Elder Scroll is now Dragon Priest masks. Anything is possible when your partner fights vampiric overlords and doesn’t obsess about your sexuality. I’m on an undead dragon"