Yesterday I was sitting on top of a half disassembled tractor engine, with grease and sockets everywhere, eating my lunch of falafel and listening to the 
episode about afghan heroin when my elderly MAGA nut/Jehovah’s witness/ 24hr/day fox news watching manager walked in.
She offered no comment lol
One time I was giving a ride to a friend and my Bluetooth started playing an episode of trueanon I was on. I fumbled to pause it, but she had already heard some of it. Swear to God she turned her head and asked me “wait how is this guy gay if he’s a pussy eater?”
a zen koan for the ages
cause all his bfs are transmasc obvs