I can navigate with keyboard shortcuts.
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Well, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while. I have a Trackman from 2004 that’s still plugging along, no subscription software updates required. If your stuff isn’t shit, it lasts forever anyways.
My current led mouse has been going for 10 years with no signs of slowing down, so take that sub and stuff it
This is why you do what I do and use a trackball.
It’s all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it’s the new norm.
your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.
Third party clicking cartridge detected. Please purchase a supported cartridge from Logitech, or our partnered retailers.
Don’t give them ideas
Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.
☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.
You can, but it’s 10 cents a click!
Data pack work like that, the page to order the data pack doesn’t cost anything to reach.
I would assume that the app would have click working
Just buy a second mouse. C’mon dude, it’s like you’re not even trying to pay!
puts dollar near CD drive
it actually takes it
Holy shit.
I have a CD drive!
This is close enough to reality that I’m irritated.
Close enough? Ma dude, Logitech really wanted to do this shit, but has to backpedal after getting massive flak.
I didn’t believe you so I googled it and you are correct. For fuck sake…
Is it HP mouse?
The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.
It’s based off a very real Logitech statement.
The worst thing about this image is that it literally took one of the best mice on the market. Albeit this is a version 1, and no longer being sold.
It’s a good thing that market is so saturated that there’d always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you’re some sort of MMO mouse person.
That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don’t need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).
That’s why they’ll make it so Windows requires your mouse to have official Microsoft drivers for compatibility.
Hahaha, Windows, lol.
It’s a meme now. Give it a few years and it’ll be more than a meme.
One man’s meme is another monster’s inspiration
Drink a can of Monster to continue clicking
Stand up and clap to end the commercial
They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…
Standard plan:
- 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)
Premium plan:
- 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
- Ad Free!
Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)
- Mouse acceleration toggle
- 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
- Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
- AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
- Cloud backup*
*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.
Edit: formatting
No, you can’t disable AI, because “people want that” ™
$10 for unlimited scrolling!
And it will anti cheat a little on the cheap tier when you play games.
Thanks Satan
This hurts to read.
How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?
Vim users: *entirely unaffected*
They won’t even see the ad because they can’t get out of Vim.
“I can get out anytime I want, I just like it here” - vim user
