cock and load
Just tried to take a piss and shattered my toilet!
just tried to fuck myself in the ass and now I’m dying
Ha! Get toileted, nerd!
Is there a safety? My cat is scared and my damage deposit is for sure gone.
You have to do the ball jiggle dance to turn it off
Ammo is stored in the balls. Got it.
now THIS is the bottom surgery I really wanted
there it is
I’m scared to check my gun cabinet now
my wife, later this year, giving birth to Bullet Bill:
I have just been banned from my local gun range for “public indecency”. I hope you’re happy.
Is the only way to fire it by pelvic thrusting?
Sneezing also
political power grows out of the tip of the
gunpenis- mao, probably
Peew peew
Zardoz’ed, dang!
Just shootin’ from the hip, but is it a full replacement or just half-cocked?
