Translation:
The Kremlin said so recently, right? Last week there were a bunch of warnings, that russia was going to target underseas cables to damage NATO-members specifically.
I thought so but was unable to find anything in 30 seconds of looking it up on the web.
The context is literally some internet cable between germany and finland being damaged.
Alternative Titles I came up with:
KREML KREML KREML KREML
IT APPEARED TO ME IN A DREAM
SOURCE? MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!
GERMANS ARE A SERIOUS PEOPLE AND A SERIOUS COUNTRY
Thank you. I’ll be here all night and don’t forget to tip your bartender on the way out. 
Probably because it’s the one thing they can put out there that doesn’t put ‘the west’ in a terrible light? Like what other news are there? Genocide in Gaza which USA, UK and Germany are helping so can’t report on that. Climate disasters can’t do that one. General impending right-wing shift in politics thanks to the failures of european governments and decreasing standards of living can’t do that one either. Germany coalition collapsing… protest actions all over, jailing pro-palestine protesters etc. etc.
There is no good news out there currently except this is the one where finally they get to point fingers at the perfidious slav.