we’re having quite a night over here

The attempt on my life has left me cute and fluffy, but I assure you my bowels have never been stronger. The poop is over. The elastic band have been defeated, and the potential obstruction has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.

Poised like

I love this so much

Fun fact about those: they can ignite hand sanitiser, apparently

Hey, I know a soundtrack for this!

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJFv4JA-ZgLp4iFf6l9Gfa7wIB3CKko1A

It might be a bit of an acquired taste but the name of the album fits.