MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago'Marsupial of the year' heats up as koala and glider take on animal that mates itself to deathwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up128arrow-down1external-link'Marsupial of the year' heats up as koala and glider take on animal that mates itself to deathwww.theguardian.comMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago(elbow nudge, wagging eyebrows) more like fuxcogales, amirite they’re so cute though, it’s kinda hilarious to think that adorable lil guy LIVES TO FUCK
minus-squareqprimedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agotheir interpretation of “fuck around and find out” is pretty hardcore. new spirit animal identified
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agolives and dies to fuck their hormones literally make them so horny their organs break down and their brains get rewired
(elbow nudge, wagging eyebrows) more like fuxcogales, amirite
they’re so cute though, it’s kinda hilarious to think that adorable lil guy LIVES TO FUCK
their interpretation of “fuck around and find out” is pretty hardcore.
new spirit animal identified
lives and dies to fuck
their hormones literally make them so horny their organs break down and their brains get rewired
don’t threaten me with a good time.