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    I had to look up the newspaper name cause I was wondering if I was being bamboozled by satire. How long I wonder until the headline becomes “Is God Hamas?” followed by “Shall we bomb the Heavens?”

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    Zionists burning in hell complaining they are only there because God is antisemitic. Nothing to do with all the children they have murdered.

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    “Since there is no good reason not to like us, is God’s disfavor toward the Jews something akin to the United Nations or the European Union, which just despise us irrationally?”

    This literally has the cadence of a joke. I cannot get over the persecution complex.

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    Lmao, the author whines about people saying Israelis don’t follow the Torah, and argues against that by saying that they eat Kosher and put their kids in Jewish schools. Yeah, um, I don’t think that’s the part of the Torah people are talking about.

    “You’re a criminal!”
    “No, I’m not! I’ve never jaywalked.”
    “Yeah, you murdered a family.”

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    God’s Chosen People … for some trolling.

    It’s funny because there’s the pro-Palestinian Jews that say the zionist entity is against their god’s word, but the zionazi’s are just like “Na tho, god gave it to us, and we don’t even believe in him”.

    now reading the piece, holy shit!

    Yes, He promised an ingathering of the exiles, and while the Messiah has not yet come, with the miraculous State of Israel, that has largely occurred. But October 7 shattered the founding principle of a Jewish state, namely, that once Jews are in their land, protected by their army, there would never again be mass murder of Jews or anything resembling a holocaust.

    We waited for Israel for 2,000 years. Did God have to shatter the promise of security in our land so decisively?

    :sponge-gestures-all-around: Seems so.

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      But October 7 shattered the founding principle of a Jewish state, namely, that once Jews are in their land, protected by their army, there would never again be mass murder of Jews or anything resembling a holocaust.

      Live IDF pilot reaction: who-did-this

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    I gave them the benefit of the doubt. Read the article, and it’s as stupid and incoherent as it sounds. What do you expect with religious fascists? “God has to exist mathematically. Why does he let people be mean to me. Actually everyone has free will, but god’s also controlling everything?”

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    There’s a play, I forgot the name, about Jewish prisoners during the Holocaust putting god on “trial” for their suffering.

    I think this is what this article was going for, but it just comes off as silly and delusional given the reality of the situation.