• Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      sounds pleasant to me. I’d love to wake up tomorrow and hear this giant turd shat himself to death and died on his golden toilet.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        I’d do a little jig.

        I might even sing. (but only if no one can hear me. World, you’re welcome for that.)

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          I think it would be funny to make a sequal to the 1997 movie Liar Liar. Instead of being forced to tell the truth, I’m imagining some disney villain poisoning a citys water supply. And now they all have to sing everything. Every moment is a musical.

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            5 months ago

            You would.

            Mostly because you haven’t heard me sing. I was once offered an album deal, but then the CIA realized it was just cheaper to babysit some crying babies.

      • Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5 months ago

        My plan is to make Amish funeral pie with extra orange zest to celebrate the day the human shitstain finally croaks on his gold toilet. I invite others to as well.

        (Don’t let the raisins scare you, It’s actually a really tasty pie)

    • don@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      “He needs to just die already.” That’s all you had to say, friend.