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minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·8 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·8 months agoMinimum Viable Player
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.