Disclaimer: I am not a metalhead. I know nothing of Party Cannon’s works. Only that someone uttered, “Fucking Party Cannon” upon seeing this flyer.
Think of how much they wasted on color posters just for fucking Party Cannon.
Some accountant: “not so fast”
Party Cannon rocks! I took my daughter to a show here recently. It’s a fun show with lots of inflatable pool toys… And pushups. (Honestly, you don’t need to be a metal head to enjoy the show and it’s very unique.)
We got to see them in a tiny venue too so it was super personal. The lead singer personally sold my kid a tee shirt. ;)
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I love them
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This, but unironically. When seeing some illegible logo, even if you cannot read the text and/or don’t know the band, you can probably tell the genre of metal their playing just by the design.
This is a real poster?!
Not even very surprising. The dark and/or broody scenes tend to be a lot less serious than they look. To give an example I saw: At last year’s Wave Gotik Treffen (a huge goth event) there were plenty of posters for broody bands – and in between them there was one for the German Hevisaurus spinoff advertising their new song about bubblegum.
And then someone went around and put googly eyes on all the posters. That’s also pretty on-brand for the scene.
You mean OP’s picture? Yes, of course. Apparently it took place in Oakland in 2015! https://www.thecirclepit.com/2015/05/bay-area-deathfest-2
Gatekeeping, in a form of “If you know you know”; but also it becomes a fun guessing game in fest when checking people shirts!
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Certainly willing to push the visual envelope.
10/10 marketing strategy, I’m definitely going to check them out
No Altars and Wolf King need to step up their game.
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There, did it for them.
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We’re Party Cannon and we’re here to do 3 things: lower your IQ, get you hit and increase you sex drive!
This next song is about my favorite gender neutral thing: eating ass. This one’s called Nauseating and Unpalatable!
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Party Cannon looks like a spin-off of the defunct toys-r-us
Come to Canada, we still have Toys’r’us
What the fuck is toys 'tism?
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My local one burned down in a fire started by a child messing with a toy that had batteries if I recall correctly
Not going to mention location because I don’t want to dox myself
