Sadly a few poo’s had to be removed
Everyone knows Thatcher was a slut for the sprinkler.
The lady might not have been for turning, but she sure was for showering. Goldenly.
That’s how you get shit in the urinal.
But you see, the problem with pissing on Maggie Thatcher’s face is eventually you run out of piss.
So they did a test with fake flies to see if guys aimed for them, and turns out they did (which reduced mess).
I hate the flies, it’s so fucking gross to piss on a drawing of a fly. Why not put something harmless like a target or even a dot captioned PISS HERE?
Who did you put on the ceiling?
Mussolini
That’s the chandelier
Did you say Chandelier?
To check if it was cooked? Or is that linguini?
Where is Pinochet?
Nobody knows who that is, thankfully
Some of us were educated matey
It’s not like he’s one of the most famous fascists in history or anything.
So much back splatter tho, you know I’m unabashedly aiming for the face and walking around with we pants and a smile!