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My wife’s old dutch grandma once had a sip of beer and said “it’s like an angel pissing on my tongue”
Talking about how many children she had “your grandfather would throw his dirty undies at me and I’d get pregnant”
Grandma sounds like she could make a pirate blush :) I wanna be just like her when I grandma
it’s like an angel pissing on my tongue
That is an old Dutch saying, I was gonna ask if she had Dutch heritage, but than I re read your post.
We have that one as well in Bavaria:
Als würd’ dir ein Engelein auf die Zunge bieseln.
Is angel piss supposed to be a good thing?
It’s up there with the eucharist. But carbonated I guess.
It’s just below goden shower in the hierarchy.
“How’re we gonna fuck this pig” is my favorite. Means “how are we going to start this unpleasant task”.
Fun fact: Saying it at work can net you several funny looks and more!
David Cameron is a redneck?
That’s also Letterkenny.
Rural Ontario is Canada’s “South”. Not Alberta. Not Saskatchewan, rural Ontario.
I’m from Ontario, I agree.
It’s this why they put lipstick on the pig?
Haha nice. In Dutch you say you’re gonna “wash the piglet”
Just don’t mix up the “are” with “about”. 🤌🏼
One I learned in the fleet was “…more fucked than a ten cent removed on a day raining dimes.”
One from my childhood in the south, would occasionally hear the adults say “my ___ hurts worse than a removed’s knees on nickel blowjob day”
My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying “I’m so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck”
Aussie slang is weapons grade language. They’re not here to fuck spiders
They truly have mastered the language and then elevated it to obscene heights.
Australian slang is fast becoming an arrogant edifice of human endeavour that god will have to one day topple or admit defeat. I for one suspect god is here to fuck spiders, and he may even be a drongo
I have always enjoyed “I could eat the north end of a south bound skunk”
One of my favorites:
“It’s hotter out here than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire”
“fawx” and “fahr”, for the unfamiliar
That made all the difference hearing it in mah mahnd.
“Sheeeyit, i’s hahtt’r awht hee-uh thunna freshfukkt fawx inna fohr’st fahr.”
I’m a native speaker. You’re pretty close! It’s:
“Hotterna fresh fucked fawx inna forst fahr”
I knew I used too many 'o them fancy, uh, whatsits. Ya know, um, yeh: lettrs.
“like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs” in reference to watching your ass.
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way through”
I feel like this could work for so many things. Like a nails on a chalkboard noise, or a bull in a China shop situation. A bull made of nails amd teeth.
No, it’s referring to the nervousness of said cat, not the sound it makes.
Right, I get that, it just seems versatile.
I have a pretty mild one that I’ve used all my life: “Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.” I said it once to the owner of the company I work for and he thought I meant I wouldn’t do what he’d asked of me, and he got a little upset. I had to explain it meant the opposite. That I had to explain it to him didn’t really ease the angst of the situation…
“colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra”
Asking friends if they could carve my initials into my glasses when they get pokies from cold weather is the best. No matter their gender lol.
extended version: …doing pushups in the snow.
And I thought my language had something unique. Turns out, saying “even from a sack full of pussies he would pull out a dick” to an unlucky person isn’t that unique to us.
But, equally as revelatory, perhaps.
I’ve heard “he’s so dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb”
I like this one - it’s less about bad luck so it only applies to me half the time.
My wife’s granny in West Virginia: “I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers”
“I wouldn’t push her/him off the bed” means they’re fuckable in German.
Original: Ich würde sie/ihn nicht von der Bettkante schubsen.
this is Lemmy’s finest thread to date
My Grandfather- “I’m hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk”
is your grandfather the angry video game nerd by any chance?
Lol he probably died before that kid was born.
In Canada, I’ve heard (and used) that as “I’m hungry enough the eat the ass out of a freshly fucked moose”
I’m so hungry I’d eat the south end of a north facing horse.
I grew up 5 mins from West Virginia. The hillbillies were always saying wild shit like this lmao
“you look like 5 pounds of shit in a removed’s lunchbox”
But… They don’t carry lunchbo— Oh.
“the road was slicker than cum on a gold tooth”
From Southern wrestling legend Jim Cornette
Legend is a stretch to describe a transphobic sexist abuser.
You’re one of those people who reads a rumor on TMZ, takes it as fact and never even bothers to look up if it’s true
No need to read TMZ, Jim has made such comments openly on his own show. Also, I forgot to add racist.
Low hanging fruit. He’s an old southerner and when called out on his antiquated phrases by his jewish co host or Latino/black friends ,he takes his medicine and apologizes. He reminds me of my dad, you’d probably call him a raging homophobic, racist Nazi just cause he’s not as left as you, but he tries, learns, and will accept you.
Btw, Jim Cornette is a Bernie supporting, socialist democrat and will fight for your right to be who you are, even if he doesn’t get it. Unlike people like Jericho and the aew people who criticize him and call him racist, while they’re the ones who donate to Trump and go to the Jan 6 insurrection.
You people want every white southern who’s been on earth since Jim Crow days, to suddenly wake up one day and be leading the pride parade.
Guys like Cornette will never be left enough for you, not even if they split their wrist for you. And splitting hairs with people who are on your side is how your get Trump in power.
Just because Cornette is not a Republican doesn’t mean he’s not a shithead who has made derogatory comments and has refused to apologised for it (like his comments against Japanese female wrestlers). Your frankly moronic rambling makes no sense.
No amount of whatabaoutism is going to change that.
