“I could be wrong, but I vaguely remember that he was maybe this guy lying down on a beach?” a resident of Phoenix said.

[Staire]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—As Chris Christie prepares to announce a 2024 White House bid, Americans are struggling to remember who he is again.

  • theothermatt_bEnglish
    4•11 months ago

    that’s the bridge guy, right? lol

    • BrooklynManOPEnglish
      0•11 months ago

      wasn’t he the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto? 🤣

      • TretiakEnglish
        1•11 months ago

        Removed by mod

  • @nhgeekEnglish
    3•11 months ago

    Nailed it. This guy, like so many others, got burned trying to ride the Trump train. Now he’s trying to brand himself as something else. What he is is whatever he thinks he needs to be in order to have a political career.

  • GuyDudemanEnglish
    2•11 months ago

    Borowitz is spot on as usual.