I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

  • Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldOP
    9·
    10 个月前

    You’re simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn’t be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
      6·
      10 个月前

      I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
      3·
      10 个月前

      See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?