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minus-squareUristlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·9 months agoYou install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.
minus-squareℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up56·9 months agoInstructions unclear, a local senator’s wife throws a kernel error and won’t boot now… Help.
minus-squareWeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·9 months agojust insert a “live USB” and troubleshoot inside her
minus-squarebartolomeo@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoBut for gods sake don’t install on bare metal
minus-squarevexikron@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoHey at least you can… oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she’ll reboot. Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoI don’t think flashing a senator’s wife would be a good idea.
minus-squareCoasting0942@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·9 months agoDid you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down13·9 months agoPush a LiveUSB inside her. It’s not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let’s see if you find something’s fishy down there.
minus-squarevexikron@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoOh my fucking god you monster! Thats amazing. Wait. WAIT. Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that … Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror. Its perfect!
You install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.
Instructions unclear, a local senator’s wife throws a kernel error and won’t boot now… Help.
just insert a “live USB” and troubleshoot inside her
But for gods sake don’t install on bare metal
Hey at least you can… oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she’ll reboot.
Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.
I don’t think flashing a senator’s wife would be a good idea.
Did you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?
Push a LiveUSB inside her. It’s not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let’s see if you find something’s fishy down there.
Oh my fucking god you monster!
Thats amazing.
Wait. WAIT.
Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that … Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror.
Its perfect!