UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square27linkfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareSleepless OnelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoShe would demand all humans to give her their undivided attention at all time, along with headpats.
She would demand all humans to give her their undivided attention at all time, along with headpats.