UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarebrvslvrnstlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day ago“All humans except mom and dad leave now. Thank you” - my 12 year old dog
“All humans except mom and dad leave now. Thank you” - my 12 year old dog