InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agoNO. Next question.hexbear.netimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1138arrow-down1imageNO. Next question.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square94fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremerthyr1831linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoMultiple millions of dollars and all he’s achieved is weird erectile issues and nonfunctional tear ducts.
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days ago nonfunctional tear ducts. I thought on the rich those were just vestigial?
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoBroke: retaining your vital essence by not masturbating Woke: retaining your vital essence by sealing your tear ducts shut
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days ago sealing your tear ducts shut WAIT THAT’S WHAT HE DID? Bruh, there are people who would kill for good health and he’s throwing it away?!
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoAccidentally I believe. It was either this guy or another blood transfusion weirdo that had some face injection/surgery that made them unable to cry as a side effect.
Multiple millions of dollars and all he’s achieved is weird erectile issues and nonfunctional tear ducts.
I thought on the rich those were just vestigial?
Broke: retaining your vital essence by not masturbating
Woke: retaining your vital essence by sealing your tear ducts shut
WAIT THAT’S WHAT HE DID? Bruh, there are people who would kill for good health and he’s throwing it away?!
Accidentally I believe. It was either this guy or another blood transfusion weirdo that had some face injection/surgery that made them unable to cry as a side effect.