It wasn’t even impossible he really did eat pizza, he lived only century plus some before Persian king Darius and we do have description of Darius soldiers cooking dish that was basically pizza, and since even soldiers knew it, it must been widespread and most likely older.
Huh i wonder what pizza would Ashurbanipal order
Seems like it would be a Meat Lovers pizza with a dill sauce (ranch dressing?)
https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/March-2017/Why-You-Should-Eat-Like-the-Ancient-Assyrians-Ate/
It wasn’t even impossible he really did eat pizza, he lived only century plus some before Persian king Darius and we do have description of Darius soldiers cooking dish that was basically pizza, and since even soldiers knew it, it must been widespread and most likely older.